Ah, behold the marvels of the modern world, where data speaks louder than espresso-fueled debates at an Italian piazza! According to the Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), whose wisdom shines brighter than a Tuscan sunrise, a chart has emerged revealing the labor habits of nations.

Italians, Canadians and Americans, are leading the charge in the realm of industriousness. With their espresso shots or pumpkin-spiced double-shot lattes in hand, they earn the coveted title of "Hardest Workers." Bravo! Applause echoes. But oh, mein Gott! Who's lounging at the bottom of the productivity pyramid? None other than the Germans, known for their efficiency in engineering but perhaps not in burning the midnight oil.