Millions of people will tell you that their day doesn't officially start until they've had their coffee. The phrase "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" has inspired countless memes — like a McDonald's commercial and an entire section on Etsy, to name a few. And because we're human and contain multitudes, there are just as many ways for us to enjoy a cup of coffee as there are people who drink it. 

Of course, we'd be remiss not to invoke the classic Tom Hanks voiceover from Nora Ephron's "You've Got Mail." In that classic Ephron monologue, Hanks' character, Joe Fox, lists the endless variety of ways in which Starbucks customers doctor up their cup of joe — a futile attempt to assert agency over their own lives, per Fox's estimation.